Bardissi Enterprises presents to you, “Real Men of Brilliance.” Today, we salute you, Mr. Do-It-Yourself Entrepreneur.
Growing up, everyone told you to get a job. For you, that well-meaning advice didn’t sit right. Working for someone else was never meant to be. You’re a born leader, confident that you’ve got what it takes to start a new company. In fact, everything you do is “like a boss.”
Saving up for retirement and health insurance are at the bottom of your list. One day, you’ll indulge yourself with these frills. But not this quarter; you’ve got to somehow make payroll.
You hotly anticipate your next business trip. In your eyes, a working vacation still counts as a vacation. When was the last time you even took a real vacation? To find this out, you have to dust off your shoebox of Polaroid photos.
Because of your vision and hard work, there’s an office full of employees who make enough to support their families. Give yourself a pat on the back for helping the economy. Just don’t try to calculate your own hourly wage. You won’t like what you’ll find.
You’re an expert in your field, a titan of industry; yet, you lack the time to keep up on the latest technology trends. In fact, you’re still sporting a flip phone and think that the iPod is all the rage.
So be sure to stock up on the midnight oil and keep burning that candle on both ends. While you’re at it, give Bardissi Enterprises a call at (215) 853-2266, because you deserve a technology company that works just as hard as you do.
This has been a parody of Bud Light’s “Real Men of Genius” commercials.
